搞笑的英语自我介绍

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搞笑的英语自我介绍 篇1

good morning, my name is jack, it is really a great honor to have this opportunity for a interview, i would like to answer whatever you may raise, and i hope i can make a good performance today, eventually enroll in this prestigious university in september.

now i will introduce myself briefly,i am 21 years old,born in heilongjiang province ,northeast of china,and i am curruently a senior student at beijing XX uni. my major is packaging engineering. and i will receive my bachelor degree after my graduation in june. in the past 4 years,i spend most of my time on study,i have passed CET4/6 with a ease. and i have acquired basic knowledge of packaging and publishing both in theory and in practice. besides, i have attend several packaging exhibition hold in Beijing, this is our advantage study here, i have taken a tour to some big factory and company. through these i have a deeply understanding of domestic packaging industry.

compared to developed countries such as us, unfortunately, although we have made extraordinary progress since 1978,our packaging industry are still underdeveloped, mess, unstable, the situation of employees in this field are awkard. but i have full confidence in a bright future if only our economy can keep the growth pace still

搞笑的英语自我介绍 篇2

My name is * * *, thirteen years old this year, just first second.

I am tall medium, 1 meter 66, and then ranked the tenth class, long face short nose, big feet have big hands, little eyes are not small, especially God's eyes, a big mouth to say, just say, "said one hour is also no problem, not tall not short the body, not fat not thin. In general, it is still more handsome.

I go to school in XX City, our school uniform is not good, all blue, so it is very good to recognize, one is the middle school students.

My advantage is love. Every morning I go out to exercise, run, play the horizontal bar, and so on.

So, my school sports are very good, my study is also not to be questioned, the math exam has never been 90 points, my English is also good. So, my face is always the joyful expression of the overflowing.

My shortcoming is that I can't play basketball, I don't know what's the matter, I don't like it, and I don't like it.

I always get out of class and don't pay attention to it. So, after the teacher called me, I was full of confidence to stand up, eighty percent are right, the harm of the teacher is angry and laugh.

This is me, as soon as I see me, I always laugh, I will greet you enthusiastically, come on!

搞笑的英语自我介绍 篇3

I am the hydrogen molecule, I is very light, so put me in a balloon balloon can fly. But my sisters and my brothers are burning, so when I play to Caution!. I can make my oxygen molecules, many things change.

For example, if you want to fire no, I participate in you is not. My brothers and sisters are very lively, occasionally do some damage, the rusty iron and copper, are our "masterpiece".

I am hydrogen atoms, you usually don't see me, because I was in pairs by molecular forms. I am the oxygen atom, I have a name, called "Reactive oxygen," as the nickname says, "I'm very active. I don't like being alone. I love to be with anyone, no matter who I touch."

搞笑的英语自我介绍 篇4

My sex: male (mother said when she was born with me, the doctor said she congratulated her for having a woman's husband)

Age: not a child, not a middle-aged man, or an old man, not a young man. It is said that the man's most dangerous age, the legend is the man's most taboo age, that it is the man's most terrible age, not to say that I have the most personality age.

Zodiac: the mirror is not a cat, not a toad, the reference is not the donkey, I belong to what? Forget the boring old, torn newspaper!

Height: no big brother is short, can't compare with Yao Ming. The folks that I was a southerner, too far south, I have no wings to fly past.

Weight: how many tons did that chicken ask me? I want to say is that I never used to calculate the tonnage, generally see my people are saying "this is what meatball, eyes? Is it from the extraterrestrial? I'm rich, take a picture of it quickly. " God, they didn't ask me, did they infringe on my portraits?

Appearance: put me in the crowd back, mom, how much I like to see which.

Requirements: a house, not leaking, four air leakage, the owner is a group of people who heard devils, "what have you just said, I can be in the hall when the evidence" is them. There are cars, 26, two wheels, and now you see, there's a pair of shelves left. This year, the rubber is worth it! Work is running leg, I heard that this work can take part in the Olympic race, for that I should take it. The annual salary can buy two candy.

That's one of me.